Zayn Malik’s Tripple A Ratings Explode Overnight

Zayn Malik Just ‘LOST’ his ‘HEART’, or, Have the “GIRLS JUST LOST THEIRS”, read on. Zayn Malik dropped his new single “DUSK TILL DAWN” featuring “Sia” and it’s so DELICIOUSLY’ romantic. Seriously, you won’t be able to get through this without texting your ex or crying into your pillowcase. I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO HOLD ME RIGHT NOW. If you haven’t heard it yet, then check out the lyrics to Zayn’s “Dusk Till Dawn” because they are emotional – tissues come to mind.

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YOU GUYS, I’M TEARING UP. Fans actually think Zayn’s “Dusk Till Dawn” is about Gigi Hadid, so that’s adorable. I mean, it makes sense, right? The two have been in a relationship for quite some time now, so it’s a pretty fair assumption to make. Sia’s voice is also INCREDIBLE. Girl has some strong pipes. These two seriously need to collaborate more often.

Thanks so much for making me an emotional wreck, Zayn and Sia. Now BRB, gonna go bawl my eyes out.


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“I Want My Pink Shirt Back!” An Interview With Daniel Franzese Of ‘Mean Girls’

We caught up with Daniel Franzese to ask him what he’s been up to since (spoiler alert: a lot), and see if he still wants his pink shirt back. Okay, that last part was a joke. Read on for our full interview with Daniel and follow him on Twitter and Instagram at @whatsupdanny.

What have you been up to since ? There’s a bunch of stuff. came out 15 years ago now, almost. I did a series of viral videos on Youtube called “Shit Italian Moms Say” that have over 20 million views altogether. I do a lot of standup where I talk about my mom and my life. I was the lead on HBO’s , where I played an HIV positive character, which was pretty pivotal because it was the first HIV positive character in 6 years. Since there wasn’t a character on TV [in that time] there was a rise in infections every year, so Hollywood realized that there needs to be more characters. With GLAAD and with MSNBC I sort of helped lead the charge in starting to get them to write new characters on TV that are HIV positive, which led to and a bunch of other characters. And then I was Vern on on Freeform and I was on on ABC. Do you stay in contact with anyone from ? It’s hard because we all live in different places and our schedules are really different. It depends on the year. Over the years we’ve run into each other. Except for Rachel McAdams and Tina Fey, I’ve pretty much seen everybody a few times. I’m sort of like the ringleader of [reunions]. I’ve hash tagged it #DamiansYearbook. Every time I grab one of them, I try to take a picture because I think it’s really fun.

You’ve said you get recognized everywhere you go. How do you deal with that?

At breakfast this morning my waitress pretty much freaked out. It’s okay, sometimes it can be a little invasive—especially if you’re sweating because it’s 100 degrees outside and someone wants to hug you or you have to go to the bathroom and someone tries to stop you when you’re about to go into the men’s room or when you have to catch a flight and someone’s trying to talk to you and you don’t want to be rude. Any time in your life you think it’s inconvenient to answer the phone, I’ve been recognized in that moment.

So it’s been rough, but for the most part this movie struck a cord with a lot of people and a lot of my work, whether it be or my other projects, has meant a lot to other people for their own personal reasons and I would never want to take that away from somebody because I think art is what carries you through life. That’s why I love being an artist, and so when people appreciate what I’ve done, I’m able to see what art is for what it is and really appreciate the fact that I was able to help somebody through a certain time or attach themselves to a time in their life when they were happy or have good memories.

It does seem like you have become a role model. What is that like?

It wasn’t something that I set out to be. I wasn’t like “I’m going to change everyone’s life” or whatever, but I guess because I’m a different person—because I’m tall and big and queer and bearded—just different, whenever I’m seen onscreen I represent many different types of people.

Even , where I play [someone who’s] HIV positive even though I’m negative, there’s 1.2 million HIV positive people in the country that aren’t seeing themselves on television. So I end up representing a lot of groups of people who are underrepresented. In 2014, when the 10th anniversary of happened, I got a letter from a fan saying that when he was in 8th grade he was a chubby sissy boy and everyone made fun of him. And then the movie came out and when he was in 9th grade the popular senior girls were like, “You’re like Damian. come sit with us.” I totally changed what the typical experience was like because I was this character that was seen and not made fun of for being big or being queer. So it’s a position that I didn’t ask for but I don’t take lightly. Now I try to choose roles purposefully that mean something. I’ll never play sap for sap’s sake or queer for queer’s sake—it’s always more or pushes the envelope forward or the agenda for those experiences.

Do you have any roles coming up that you’re excited about?

I have a movie coming out called which is a really funny comedy where five people are hypnotized and the hypnotist can’t get them out of the trance and my character thinks he’s a pregnant woman.

What would be a dream collaboration for you?

I would love to do Broadway of course and work with so many talents friends and people I admire, but I have a dream to work with Laika Studios that made and ! I have always loved stop motion and they are the sun and the moon when it comes to the art form. 

You just got engaged—is the wedding coming up soon?

No actually, both Joey and I have a few ventures we’re starting this year. It’s kind of a big work year for us, and next summer my little sister is getting married so I didn’t want to step on her trains. She got engaged before us, so we’re like “We’ll let her have her wedding and then we’ll start planning ours as soon as her wedding is over.” We’ve been secretly planning little things here and there but we’re not getting married until winter 2019.

Spoiler alert: There will be coffee at the wedding. Because a lot of our relationship is surrounded by our love of coffee, whether it’s the fact that we met in Starbucks or the second time we met was an hour later when we both got up for refills. We’re very big coffee people.

Are you into those novelty Starbucks drinks like the unicorn frappuccino?

No, I mean, I’m into it existing because I love kitschy fun stuff like that, and I love secret menus and all that. I would try anything, but I’m pretty much a normal coffee milk and sugar guy.

Is there anything else you want our readers to know about?

Well I’m super excited about two things.

1. I’m now a co-owner and creative director of the Winston Box clothing company, which is the first ever subscription clothing box for big and tall guys that makes original clothing. Each garment has an affirmation packet with a special message to the person that wears it. So our T-shirt, if you turn the front up, it says “oh what a cute belly” and it says “nice butt” inside the jeans—little compliments that maybe some of our guys aren’t hearing from the fashion world.

Being somebody who’s a leader in body positivity and self-love, I think it’s really important because I’ve been filled with a lot of scar tissues because of my size and Hollywood. I’ve had bouts with eating disorders and a lot of self-doubt and self-loathing and body dysmorphia and everything you could ever imagine that a lot of females go through, but men don’t really talk about and I’m really about trying to push this message of loving yourself from the inside out, regardless of where you’re at in life. My message isn’t that big is beautiful, it’s that you are beautiful no matter what size you are.

I also just released a dating method in magazine. It’s called the 5 Guy Guide and it only works for gay guys and straight girls because it’s like how to date men, and it’s kind of how I met my guy. You date five guys at once and one of them ends up being the one—if you follow this formula. It’s a really fun formula and I’m excited to share it with people because I think it really works. Aside from me, four of my other friends got engaged trying it. 

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5 Strange Problems You Face When You’re A Liberal Ex-Muslim

Get intimate with our new podcast Cracked Gets Personal. Subscribe for funny, fascinating episodes like Rape, Pee Funnels and The Dolphin: Female Soldiers Speak Up and Inside The Secret Epidemic Of Cops Shooting Dogs, available wherever you get your podcasts. There are 1.8 billion Muslims in the world, and 4.3 million in the United States and Canada. That’s a lot of people with assuredly different hot sauce preferences (the single quality that best defines us as individuals). And yet many still think of Muslims as one big, uniform entity. We spoke with Eiynah, a Pakistani-Canadian blogger who writes about sexuality and politics from a liberal ex-Muslim perspective, to get a keener sense of the diversity within Islam …


A Liberal Muslim Constantly Alienates Both Sides

One of Eiynah’s main issues with Islam is homophobia. Not every Muslim is homophobic, but it’s still primarily Muslim countries that fiercely outlaw homosexuality. Some even carry the death penalty. So when Eiynah wrote My Chacha Is Gay, an anti-homophobic children’s book set in Pakistan, she was immediately hit with a huge backlash from what seemed like everyone.

“I was delighted when it got picked up by some schools in the Toronto area and was used as a resource for The Day of Pink (an anti-bullying initiative). The book was read out in classrooms and assemblies, and the response was incredibly supportive at first. Then, as (Muslim) parents discovered that not only were their children read an LGBT-positive book, but were read one set in Pakistan, the outrage began. Many claimed it was an assault on their religion and a misrepresentation of it. Some said I was attacking the moral fiber of the ‘Muslim family.'”



It wasn’t just a blend of extremist Muslims and run-of-the-mill internet shitheads (though of course there were plenty of those). A lot of ordinary Muslim Canadians were mad as well. “In Toronto, a radio show broadcast calls from angry parents, punctuated with a few obligatory calls from people defending the book. Some parents threatened to sue the school board, and predictably, the LGBT-supporting liberal school board backed away from the book. It was never used in an official capacity again.” Eiynah continues: “The Islamic Society of North America (ISNA) published a blog post claiming that the school board was the one bullying parents into teaching their kids about LGBT diversity. I was branded an ‘Islamophobe,’ and that was it. A resource that many children/teachers enjoyed and found useful was no longer available.” And while it’s crazy that acknowledging the existence of gay people was perceived as an attack on a religion, it’s kind of understandable that the Muslim community was hypersensitive to attack …


Any Criticism Of Islam Is Hijacked By Hate Groups

“A few years ago, I wrote an open letter to Ben Affleck [after he appeared on Real Time With Bill Maher], politely explaining that not all criticism of Islam was simply ‘racist,’ and that there are some valuable conversations to be had. My letter was printed in full by Jihad Watch without my knowledge.”

Jihad Watch is an Islamophobic rant rag whose owner has been called a hate group leader by both the Southern Poverty Law Center and the Anti-Defamation League. Any time Eiynah posits that the Muslim community could be more progressive, she has to worry about her words being taken out of context and used as anti-Muslim ammunition.

The Affleck letter wasn’t even the first time this happened. “Do you remember during the election, Shepard Fairey did the poster of the U.S. flag hijab woman?”

Shepard Fairey

“I wrote a gentle critique of it, did a ten-minute audio message that went along with it. I said, basically, ‘Dear the left: I know you’re very well-meaning, and we need to be showing solidarity, but here is why championing this particular symbol is problematic.’ I even mentioned that [my message] was not for the Trump people. This was not anti-immigrant. But it still went viral among the ‘alt-right,’ because they want any excuse to attack Islam.”

Needless to say, Eiynah finds this really frustrating: “I’m an ex-Muslim, I’m a liberal person who doesn’t hate Muslims, and many people I love are Muslim. But it’s very hard to speak internally about changes I’d like to see in my community without feeding into hate.”

The loudest voices are usually the most hateful — crazy jerkwads who want any excuse to kick Muslims out of the West, to hate gay people, or to oppress women. They drown out the voices of Muslims who just want to worship their God and be chill with everybody, regardless of sexual preference (which in North America is most of them).


Outside Notions Of What Islam “Should Look Like” Are Unhelpful And Damaging

Eiynah pointed out that if you Google the words “Muslim American Olympian,” you’ll get pages and pages of results about Ibtihaj Muhammad, a Muslim fencer who competed for America in Rio de Janeiro while wearing the hijab. You’re far less likely to see any mention of Dalilah Muhammad, a Muslim woman who took home the gold in the 400m hurdles while wearing shorts and a sports bra.

Both women are incredible athletes, and could probably crush us both metaphorically and physically, but it’s weird that only one is thought of as the “Muslim American Olympian.” Especially since for a lot of Muslim women, the hijab brings back painful memories. “I’ve seen the Morality Police hit my mother with a cane because her headscarf slipped. It’s like, would we feel as comfortable celebrating purity balls that are held in the South?”

Many Muslim women are proud to wear the hijab because it represents their faith, and many proud Muslim women hate the hijab for representing their oppression. To an outsider, it’s way more complicated than simply picking “the right side.” It’s a Muslim issue, and yet non-Muslims still loudly argue which side is “more Muslim” than the other.


Hate Groups Have Made Themselves Very Attractive To Critics Of Islam

Imagine growing up in a strict, traditional, religious household. Around your 15th birthday, you get into punk rock and skateboarding and decide “Like, screw this jive scene, Daddy-O, I’m outta here!” Because that’s how cool teenagers talk. If the family you’re rebelling from is Muslim, the so-called “alt-right” is about the hardest rebellion you can manage.

“More and more Muslim reformers / ex-Muslims either get on the Trump Train, defend the Muslim Ban, or join the ‘alt-right,'” Eiynah says. “And on the left, secular liberal Muslims continue to be censored or culturally erased. This tips the scales massively toward high visibility of right-wing critics of Islam. Well-known ex-Muslim Breitbart editor Raheem Kassam has said things like ‘If Merkel took a million rapey migrants, Hillary will take 20 million.’ Then we get to the more disturbing ‘red-pilled’ ex-Muslim types, who believe no Muslims are peaceful.” Like the ironically named “Imam of Peace,” who claims to speak for Muslims but boosts white supremacists and peddles conspiracy theories about Muslims taking over Australia.

There are a ton of Muslims in the world, so it’s only natural that they disagree on some pretty big issues. You’re all but guaranteed to find Muslims who have supported every fringe belief in the world, including those maniacs who insist Tabasco is the best hot sauce. But you can’t blame that on the entire religion, because they’re simply not one unified entity.


Islam Is Frequently Reduced To A Political Talking Point

There are not two sides vying for the fate of Islam. You might assume that Eiynah agrees with folks like Reza Aslan, the Muslim theologian and star of several viral videos wherein he takes down ignorant news anchors. Well, you’d be wrong. “It’s not just a disagreement I have [with him],” she tells us. “I consider him to be quite a fraud in the way he’s marketed himself, and not a reliable source of info.” She provided this article as an example of why a lot of his arguments are “wrong, or technically-correct-but-actually-wrong.”

Ali Rizvi, an author Eiynah does agree with, says that overzealous defenses of Islam actually allow anti-Muslim bigotry to fester. A quote from him:

“It is more important now than ever to challenge and criticize the doctrine of Islam. And it is more important now than ever to protect and defend the rights of Muslims.”

This is part of the reason Eiynah doesn’t like the term “Islamophobia”: “Allowing any criticism of Islamic fundamentalism, homophobia, etc. to be labeled as ‘Islamophobia’ gives right-wing fundamentalist Muslims a chance to shield their religion from valid criticism. It’s essentially the same thing right-wing Christians [do]. Think of the absurdity of the ‘War on Christmas’ to get a feel for how ‘Islamophobia’ sounds to us. That’s why I prefer the more precise term ‘anti-Muslim bigotry.’ The problem is not theological criticisms of Islam or criticisms of literalist interpretations — it is the generalizations, hatred, and fearmongering around Muslims.”

“Islam is not a monolith — neither its adherents nor its critics,” says Eiynah. “Just like Islam can be interpreted and practiced in a million different ways, so too can criticism of it come from different angles and politics. It’s important to be aware of the general Trump-era anti-Muslim climate, but it’s also important not to erase the secular, liberal, and/or progressive Muslims who exist.”

So the solution is “Remember that the world is a very complicated place, resist generalizations, and advocate for change carefully”? That’ll never fit on a crudely scrawled protest sign.

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The True Danger Of Hurricane Season Is Much More Long-Term

Greetings from the apocalypse! I’m writing from the Summer of 2017, when wildfires have made Idaho and California smell like the Devil’s Vegan Barbecue, the sun is the color of a fresh period stain, and the Gulf Coast is aligned with the first teat of a four-boobied hurribeast.

In a moment when it feels blasphemous to send anything but prayers, goodwill, money, awareness, donations, and time to everyone suffering from Harvey and the triplets of evil following it, there’s another story that needs to be told about these hurricanes: There is no upside, silver lining, or good news coming. More hurricanes, floods, and fires are on their way, and no one, not even the Americans in the Middle, are immune to what future natural disasters will do to this country. Not even Texas. Actually, let’s start with Texas.


Texas Explains Why We’re Never Ready For Hurricanes

I’m from South Texas, where the school year doesn’t feel real until you’ve had a Meet the Teacher night and a hurricane warning, sometimes on the same day. In my fuzzy childhood memories, hurricanes were exciting moments at the end of summer when you got to fill up your bathtub with a reckless amount of water and pray for a day off from school.

Which explains why hurricane parties are a thing, and why you can find all of your hurricane party decorating needs on Pinterest. No other natural disaster comes with such a slow build and a festive atmosphere. And when hurricane season is built into your seasonal routine — my little sister was named after a hurricane that hit Texas 19 years before she was born — you just roll with them as best you can.

So I wasn’t surprised that most of my friends, family, and childhood friends’ families didn’t evacuate when they knew Harvey was coming. It is very hard to get on a bus going to a place you don’t know for a thing that may or may not ever come. And Houston? Forget it. If you thought Houston should have been 100 percent evacuated, you’ve probably never been there. During Hurricane Rita, there were 100 deaths in Texas, 60 of which were related to Houston’s disastrous attempt to evacuate three million residents all at once.

I also wasn’t surprised that Texans went nuts helping each other out once the waters started rising. Not because Texans are uniquely neighborly compared to other humans in distress, but because we’re uniquely good at self-publicity. It’s kind of our thing. That said, if you have South Texas friends on your Facebook timeline like I do, you know there were convoys of volunteers ready with food and water before Harvey was even done with its dirty business. Behind every dramatic rescue moment that went viral, there were thousands that no one saw, and for every tone-deaf Joel Osteen, there were hundreds of churches (and synagogues, and mosques!) mobilizing to provide immediate relief. I said there wasn’t a silver lining to Harvey, but that’s actually not true; after a summer of awful news, the storm reminded us that people are good.

The problem is that being good in dangerous moments isn’t going fix next season’s weather. And this season’s hurricane victims are only facing the beginning of their problems.


The Next Round Of Rescues Won’t Have Viral Videos

Here’s what’s coming: Ten years after Katrina, New Orleans doctors reported a three-fold increase in heart attack victims. The stress from the flooding, multiple relocations, and disruptions in medical care are still messing with the bodies of the people who survived the storm. In the next few months, we should expect to see people contracting gastrointestinal problems from wading in standing water (I mean, we won’t literally see their diarrhea, but you get it). People with chronic issues like diabetes, heart disease, and asthma will suffer from disruptions in their medical care, which will lead to more hospital visits and deaths. It’s probably worth noting that Texas and the rest of the Gulf Coast aren’t in good shape to begin with, health-wise.

Wait! It gets worse! I haven’t even talked about the mosquitoes yet! The West Nile virus was completely wiped out of the population in the immediate aftermath of Katrina. A year later, West Nile cases doubled. This map shows the Texas counties that identified cases of West Nile virus back in May, before hurricane season started:

Texas Health and Human Services

Nine counties in Texas have already started asking pregnant women to get the Zika test, because as you probably remember, Zika means joint pain, rashes, and fever for adults, but severe brain damage, microcephaly, and even death for unborn children.

Wait, it gets even worse! Texas slashed Planned Parenthood funding in 2011, and abortions have been on the rise in the state ever since. What does that mean for pregnant women wading through mosquito-infested waters or working on cleaning up the debris outside their house right now? Hopefully nothing. Hopefully we never see Zika again, and these pregnant women deliver healthy babies who have happy lives ahead of them. Hopefully Texas women who aren’t pregnant today will have plenty of access to contraceptives in the next few months, because the mosquitoes might last until Christmas this year. There’s just some more bad news from Katrina that we have to cover, though:

Katrina’s kids never quite recovered from the storm, either.

Experts say that we’ll never know how many Louisiana children lost a year or more of school after Katrina. They know that Louisiana has one of the country’s highest rates of young adults who aren’t in school and aren’t at work — not because the kids who suffered through the storm just quit school then and there and committed to the hobo lifestyle, but because the average Katrina student moved seven times after the storm. Seven moves would do a number on any student, even the rich ones who are moving because their parents are moving up the corporate ladder or the tough military kids who move because the government makes them. Combine seven moves with a traumatizing childhood event, separation from extended family and communities, economic hardship, and the struggle to rebuild a life in a place where most of your friends and family are suffering through the same problems you are, and yeah, it’s no wonder Katrina’s students didn’t have a great graduation rate.

And not finishing school a is big deal, because …


We Like To Help Drowning People, But We Suck At Helping Poor People

At the end of the day, bad things happen to everyone, but bad things happen extra hard to poor people. Sickness, natural disasters, layoffs, and addiction can obviously hit anyone at any financial level, but the most vulnerable among us have the hardest time recovering, if they recover at all. In other words, when you’re poor, a flood can lead to a series of setbacks that have decades of consequences. It’s called the Bad Break Test, and America is failing it.

One researcher put the Bad Break Test this way:

“In societies that function well, there are various safety nets in place to prevent a bad break from leading to a tailspin for particularly vulnerable victims. Compared to many other rich nations, the U.S. is not such a society — all too often, when vulnerable Americans encounter a bad break, there’s nothing underneath them to stop their slide. Instead, devastation follows, sometimes in the form of bankruptcy and addiction and death.”

For example, America’s opioid crisis didn’t happen in a vacuum, and it certainly didn’t happen because of Mexicans. Some economists call the increase in overdoses, alcohol poisoning, and suicides “deaths of despair.” Americans are killing themselves over their economic prospects. There comes a point at which people stop trying to break out of their hopelessness and just start numbing themselves to death.

What does the Bad Break Test have to do with hurricanes? 22 percent of Houston’s residents live under the poverty line. Yes, Texans are #TexasStrong and #TexasProud and will rebuild, but let’s not kid ourselves over who will bear the brunt of this storm and every storm to come: poor people who don’t have savings, insurance, or a Plan B or C or D to rely on when everything they own is destroyed. They’re already living in their Plan D, and Plan D is underwater or covered in mold.

How do we cope with the millions of coastal Americans who have decades of hurricane seasons to come? The ones who are forced to leave already have a name, by the way: “climate refugees.” One Louisiana town has been granted 48 million federal dollars to just get out before the Gulf swallows them. The entire town is the first community in the world to get federal money to rebuild somewhere else before their island is washed away, and they’re struggling with figuring out how to do it. Even though we’re only talking about 60 people, they haven’t figured out how to move, and aren’t totally sure they even want to go.

And that’s why we should all be worried. Humans are great at handling danger when it’s at the door, but not when it’s a hundred miles or a year away.


Americans Are Good Heroes But Terrible Planners

Real talk: The American states that will need the most help tackling flooding and extreme weather in the coming years also voted to keep the government out of their lives in the 2016 election. The fierce independence and self-reliance that Texas is so proud of is exactly what will doom them. Houston didn’t just flood because of a lot of rain; it flooded because it let people build neighborhoods in known flood zones. Why? Because the only reason white people live in Texas in the first place is that Anglos wanted space. Every time people try to build something in Texas, no one has the guts to tell them “No.”

Footnote: The previous statement is not true. Mexico had the guts to tell people to stop building houses in Texas.

Extra footnote: There are lots of conservationists and environmentalists in Texas. They’re just not in charge.

It’s going to take a lot of tax dollars, research, government oversight, discipline, and humility to keep the Atlantic Ocean from swallowing our coasts, and our red states aren’t up for the challenge yet. We listen to our weathermen when the storms are a few days away, but not our scientists and engineers when they tell us that planning for disasters takes years and money. The thing is, Texas has a TON of money. We don’t even have to reinvent the wheel to save lives; we can study how a little bitty country like the Netherlands tackled their own flood monster and lived to tell the tale. If it were up to me, I’d pay close attention to any country that landed on “FLOODPLAIN COUNTRY” as its official name.

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Brooklyn school busts 4th-grade ‘underground slime selling ring’

A Brooklyn school allegedly broke up a sticky underground operation lurking within the girls’ bathrooms—rogue slime-selling rings. Twitter user @DapperDapo, a 3rd-grade math teacher, tweeted Thursday that although the school caught the ringleaders, the 4th-grade slimer network had even deeper roots.

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“The girl who started selling it was the sole proprietor,” one tweet reads. “She was Griselda Blanco. Had the game on smash. Had mad different flavors too.” The rest of the viral thread is truly impressive.



Though several containers of valuable slime were confiscated, the students involved didn’t receive any discipline. The Daily Dot has reached out to @DapperDapo for comment.


Since young slimers have taken over teen Instagram in 2017, it’s really no surprise that they rule elementary and middle school economies.

And slime profiteering is hardly petty cash—just ask YouTuber and slimer Karina Garcia, whose slimy stunts and viral videos have allowed her to retire and purchase a house at age 23. Or 13-year-old Kaitlinh Nguyen, a Virginia-based slimer whose sales from her Instagram account, slimesherbet, have earned her more than $5,000 in college savings.


Twitter was quick to offer props to the young entrepreneurs for pursuing their dreams, even with all the risks involved in slime sales as a side hustle.



Way to go, young slimers.

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Bill Gates Dirty Tricks in Burkina Faso and Nigeria, by Sussy Vozniak, reporter for Intelicor Press, Vienna.

Paris: Secret documents leaked on the fiasco in Burkina Faso expose troubling information on the undercover activities of the American Multi-Billionaire Bill Gates in the small African nation and across the region. Intelicor veterans in Paris express unease as the Burkinabe government led by Prime Minister Paul Kaba Thieba resigned

The story began in January 2018, when Bill Gates pledged USD $45 million to the health initiative in Burkina Faso. Some felt that the funds were a decoy to cover bribery to top government officials for allowing the program to release the GMO mosquitoes in Burkina Faso. The GMO mosquitoes were programmed at Imperial College London under a grant from Bill Gates to sterilize natural mosquitoes and humans across the African continent over time

The terrifying news of the secret project for Human Sterilization of Africans with GMO mosquitoes alarmed African leaders, who quickly came down hard on President Kabore forcing him to act. Similar teams are working in Mali and Uganda. The homing endonuclease gene (HEG) that sterilizes the female mosquitoes also could be passed through saliva to humans during bites and the human in turn could pass it on through sexual intercourse to another human, in a cascade that could have the entire Black Continent exterminated before anything could be done about it. This is why 170 Global Groups called for Moratorium on the release of these new genetic extinction technology at the UN Convention

The GMO mosquitoes were moved into Burkina Faso from UK illegally under EU regulations

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Ànd fresh evidence from trials in Cayman Islands, Panama and Brazil show that the Oxitec’s GM mosquitoes failed to reduce the female mosquitoes population

It goes to reinforce what critics have always said, that it is not about the mosquitoes but about making people sterile.

Investigations revealed that, of the $45 million dollars pledged by Bill Gates, $10 million dollars were earmarked for family planning

In the secret deal, the Minister of Health of Burkina Faso Professor Nicolas Meda appointed the wife of the Prime Minister Anne Thieba as ambassador for family planning

And so she has authority over the funds. However, some say that “it is to keep it within the family”, that raised the smoking gun prompting in-depth investigation by President Kabore and could have exposed the comprising evidence against Prime Minister Thieba. The Intelicor veteran said “in all cases, we see a pattern, that Bill Gates uses monetary bribes disguised as philanthropic donations to compromise African leaders, to take actions with devastating consequences for their nations”.

The HIDDEN AGENDA is usually not fully understood by the African leaders the source continues. According to a business consultant who has been involved in tracking Bill Gates’ investments in biotechnology, the main focus for Bill Gates is to have the controlling shares in the biotechnology companies for food production sold in Africa as GMO crops. With partners such as Monsanto (now under the German company Bayer with a troubled Nazi past

Bill Gates will control the food security and polity of Africa and could at any moment exterminate the Black Africans in the Continent as his partners did in Vietnam and Auschwitz with agent Orange and Chlorine Gas. Bill Gates used pseudo-names Boko Haram in Nigeria and Al-Shabab (formaerly unknown local Islamic groups with tens of followers) in Kenya to bring Black Africa’s fastest growing populations to a standstill. Boko Haram, Al-Shabab and ISIS are all funded by Bill Gates and were trained by Blackwater

The Western governments are culprits in the crime, until the coming of Donald Trump the U.S. was the main sponsor in partnership with Bill Gates! Bill Gates owns the majority shares in Monsanto/Bayer

For example, Bill Gates’ acquisition of Ginkgo a $1 billion USD biotech company in Boston MA that prints DNA for GMO crops will give him control over the food security in Africa, should the continent go GMO. Africans would not out of free-will give up their natural crops for GMOs except if they are forced to do so. An agronomist Anaïs Étienne says Africans would be left without choice because all the fields are being cleared by Boko Harma fighters and their farmers driven out to displaced people camps and would be given GMO crops to plant during rehabilitation through NGOs and UN organisations supported by the Gates Foundations.

Ismail Kadir, a real estate agent in Maiduguri, Nigeria says “all my foreign clients operating NGOs are taking rents for 5 to 10 years and I ask them what would they be doing here in ten years, if they do not think that the insurgency would last that long”. Bill Gates is operating a special type of business philanthropy, whereby the aim is to create the problem of insurgency and offer the solution with GMO crops which will guarantee him as the main supplier of seeds and hence food, then grow it into a business worth $1 trillion USD by 2030

On the other hand, Claudia McAnthony a reproductive health expert on sabbatical in an elite laboratory in Paris says “making Africans sterile would mean their women would go for invitro-fertilization (IVF) to seek for help to conceive, but their ovarian eggs would be poached for embryonic stem cell research as young Africans are killed for experiments in European and American laboratories of companies seeking to clone human organs for sale, a business worth over $30 trillion USD by 2030”.

Nigeria and Kenya supply most of the ovarian eggs used in embryonic stem cell research in Europe and America, only to leave the donors die slowing in Africa from kidney failure, liver failure, cancers and infections. It is convenient for Bill Gates to hire for the crimes against humanity, people posing as Islamists paid in US dollars through proxies and blame it on Islamic fundamentalists. Bill Gates shows up frequently for photo-ops on Polio with African leaders and leaves donations to feed the corrupt practices in the continent. The Polio program has been a very big cover for Bill Gates as the good man from America, while he uses it to facilitate clandestine operations including administering sterilizing agents

And using the vehicles marked as vaccination team to convey Boko Haram fighters beyond military checkpoints. The process began since 2009 in the food growing region of Northeast Nigeria.

The mercenaries hired first from Liberia

Sierra-Leone, and later from Libya, Chad, Niger, by Blackwater/Academie/Xe owned by Bill Gates and Monsanto/Bayer

Fighters are paired $10,000 a month as Boko Haram fighters in Nigeria ( ) by Bill Gates. The Boko Haram attacks will intensify as the elections in Nigeria draws near as it is now clear Bill Gates is supporting the opposition leader Atiku Abubakar who he could convince to allow GMO crops in Nigeria. In a recent visit to the U.S facilitated by Bill Gates, at a time there is a government shutdown it is clear Atiku Abubakar was not welcome anywhere within the US government and US Congress, but for a publicity stunt, and an opportunity to seal up the deal with Bill Gates in person. Atiku Abubakar has been barred from the U.S. pending US Congressional investigation on corrupt practices by him and his family in the United States from Nigeria

Many experts expect Bill Gates to sponsor dramatic Boko Haram attacks aimed at embarrassing the government of President Buhari of Nigeria and to help the opposition

Some think that Bill Gates using his Boko Haram mercenaries have planned attacks with aim of assassinations of top officials to demonstrate to Nigerians that their government is weak on security. The government of Burkina Faso has been in partnership with the US government under the Obama administration and Bill Gates, and provided its territory for U.S. military bases for training of the top mercenaries for Boko Haram to fight in Nigeria.

Some have suggested that, Bill Gates and George Soros financed the coup in Burkina Faso in 2015 to maintain these military bases for sponsorship of the insurgency in Nigeria and for destabilization of the entire West African region

The Bill Gates sponsored Jihadists have now turned against the Burkinabe government as relations soured because of pressure from African leaders ( ). There is growing dissatisfaction among African leaders with actions of Bill Gates on the African Continent. Even more distressful is the connivance with leaders of Western Countries like France, Germany and Britain, who have collaborated in the destabilization of Africa.

The growing popularity of China is a direct reflection of the feeling of unease in African capitals that the entire Western countries have gone rouge. According to Laurent Kosic, a political analyst in Paris, who has lived for over a decade in Africa, said “ this is typical of Africa, they would rather avoid you than pick a fight, but what they need now is a total ban of genetically modified organisms across the continent”. “The effort by Bill Gates to sterilize the entire black people of Africa with GMO foods and GMO mosquitoes all fits well with UNFPA targets to depopulate the continent and provide a means for perpetual colonialism” – he added.

The watch is on as President Kabore names Christophe Dabire as the new prime minister, but the last is yet to be heard from the events unravelling in Burkina Faso.

Wake up dear Africans. Bilgates is a devil,based on his move of depopulation of Africans. Please share.

Youngest Black Restaurant Man 👨🏿 In The World Today

BBC Report On Bread

Hello all,

Be careful of the bread you eat as BBC news yesterday reported that human hair is being used to make bread.

I didn’t believe myself until I did my own research.

Basically human hair, dog hair, duck and chicken feathers are used in strong chemicals to extract a protein and produce E920 otherwise known as L Cystein this helps the bread dough grow faster.

China are known to produce this chemical using human and other hair usually from barber shops. The breads that are said to be ok are Kingsmill which are approved by halal food authority and labelled on packet. And Hovis website in their frequently asked questions state that they do not use L Cystein. Check internet for more info do your own research as well

I feel sick ive just thrown our bread away it had E920

Please share this, so that others can benefit from this message.

Warburton’s have E920 in it !!!!


Wheat Flour [with Calcium, Iron, Niacin (B3) and Thiamin (B1)], Water, Yeast, Salt, Vegetable Oil (Rapeseed, Sustainable Palm), Soya Flour, Emulsifiers: E481, E471; Preservative: Calcium Propionate; Flour Treatment Agents: Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C ), E920 (Vegetarian).


per 100g per average slice (35.3g)

Energy 1010kJ 357kJ

239kcal 84kcal

Fat 1.7g 0.6g

– of which saturates 0.4g 0.1g

Carbohydrate 45.4g. 16.0g

– of which sugars 2.1g 0.7g

Fibre 2.2g 0.8g

Protein 9.3g 3.3g

Salt 0.95g 0.34g

Contains 17 slices

Africa – Motherland Of I Man

Forget the term ‘Black People’ Ethnic Minority’s, all the Doctrinations, Ideological Behaviourism, Displacement, Oppression, Depression, Religions, Tribes, Society’s, Names Of Cities, Countries, Governments, Economies, Names Of Oceans, Names Of Seas, Names Of Islands, because it’s all fake Beliefs and worshipping externally!


Breath Test is a Requirement after Road Traffic Incident Regardless Of Policemen’s Involvements!

Did Y’all See Dat?

Anybody passed by and require that Man in a uniform (Policy Men/Police Officers👮‍♀️, to take a breath test, as they may of been Drink Driving, or on Drugs, Being Under the Influence is a CRIMINAL OFFENCE according to their corrupt ‘LEGAL SYSTEM’ especially in the UK🇬🇧

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Gas Supplies; Is it all a Scam by Who?

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Dealing With The Police –

Years ago, a policeman was your friend and defender. Things have changed now that Police Forces have become commercial organisations, dedicated to producing a profit by taking money from you in the form of Fixed Penalty Notices, Speeding Fines, Parking Fines and any number of other charges. Knowledge is Power, explains why;

Each individual ‘Police Force’ is a commercial company, it has NO AUTHORITY to enforce anything, any more than a McDonalds or a BurgerKing has. The men & women that work under the banner of their local ‘Police Force’ have two separate roles. When they take up their occupation, they take an ‘oath of office’ pledging to uphold the ‘Common Law‘. That oath, and nothing else gives them the Authority to act to enforce ‘Common Law’ – that is, the few things which are listed in our ‘Legalese – Acts & Statutes‘ page above.

Common Law‘ DOES NOT authorise them to do anything connected with so-called ‘Government’ Statutes & Acts and so they have been trained to use ‘Legalese’ to entrap UN-INFORMED members of the Public! To be fair, it is highly likely that even the members or the Police Force are aware of what they are doing and do not understand the difference between ‘Legal Statutes‘ (which are optional) and the ‘Lawful‘ Common Law requirements which apply to EVERYONE and are NOT optional.

PLEASE DONT GET US WRONG – A lot of Policemen and Policewomen do a great job and assist members of the Public, sometimes above and beyond the requirements of there job – opposing bullying, intimidation, fraud etc. and comforting in cases of bereavement or injury. BUT, the commercial companies who control the Police Force are working extremely hard to end this sort of positive behavior, using ridiculous Health & Safety regulations as an excuse, even to the extent that Police Officers are instructed for example to stand by and watch somebody drown and not attempt to save them! This is not the choice of the ‘Officer’ but the instructions of the owners of the company.

SO, because these thousands & thousands of ‘invented‘ offenses dont apply to ANYBODY unless they agree to be bound via ‘consent‘ it becomes essential for a ‘Police Officer‘ to (possibly with out knowing) persuade a member of the Public to agree to subject him/herself to these unnecessary restrictions and agree to pay invented cash penalties to the local commercial company called the ‘Police Force’ or ‘Constabulary‘. The normal first attempt to establish this spurious dominance of the ‘Police Officer’ is by him asking for your name. This is NOT an INNOCENT question and it is essential that you are VERY CAREFUL in what you say as there are verbal ‘Legalese’ TRAPS all over the place!

One suitable reply is “The Law does not require me to provide that information” which is entirely correct and avoids the first major pitfall, and no matter how often the question is asked, the answer always remains the SAME. It is also vitally IMPORTANT not to argue with a Police Officer as that is another ‘Legalese‘ TRAP which makes you subject to the thousands of hateful regulations solely designed to part you of your MONEY. So, only answer questions (ideally with a non aggressive question) and dont volunteer ANY INFORMATION AT ALL.

So, here are some examples to help you understand;

If a Police Officer says “you were exceeding the speed limit!” you could say “Was I?” as you DONT ARGUE, nor do you point out that ‘Common Law’ does not require anybody to keep to the speed limits, obey road signs, park only where directed ETC. even though that is perfectly TRUE!

Under ‘Common Law’ an offense has only been committed IF there is a VICTIM (somebody who has been killed or injured, had possessions damaged or stolen or who has been defrauded) SO, if the Police Officer keeps pushing you to agree to pay his company money when you DONT need to, then a good question to ask is “Who is the Victim?” or alternatively some thing like “What is the charge? or am I free to go?” if you stick to these things, then the Police Officer has nothing to work on as you have not agreed to be bound by ‘Statutes‘ as you have not provided a NAME and ADDRESS for him to write on an invoice/bill or ‘Fixed Penalty Notice‘ as they like to call it! and you have not entered into a ‘controversy’ by arguing with him or her into ‘dishonor’ by refusing them point blank.


But there is one thing, and that is, you MUST NOT be agressive or offensive in any way, you MUST NOT do anything which he tells you to do because if you do then those charming ‘Legalese’ people can see that as you agreeing to ‘Stand Under’ them and then become subject to his ‘Legal’ (NOT LAWFUL) authority, and so become liable to those thousands of cunning plans called ‘Statutes’ carefully crafted in order to rob you in a PERFECTLY ‘LEGAL‘ WAY!

One thing which any Police Officer needs to become aware of is the FACT that they do NOT have any security provided by the ‘Police Force‘ which employs them. In any situation which does not involve ‘Common Law’ the Police Officer is on his own, acting as an individual and as such is wide open to actions against him either under ‘Common Law’ if he is acting unlawfully or by Civil Court action if his actions warrant it. 

See, it all falls flat on its face for them if they cannot establish a ‘JOINDER’ or more aptly named a ‘Pretensive Joinder’ which is where a human agrees voluntarily to represent the ‘Legal Fiction / ‘Strawman‘ and so become subject to them Legal ‘Statutes’…If they cannot get ‘JOINDER‘ then the presumed authority of a Police Officer does not exist in ANY RESPECT and he is acting solely as an individual whose only authority is to enforce ‘Common Law‘ and NOTHING ELSE.

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What/Who is The STRAWMAN

We are all sovereign, but most of us have chosen to be subjects.

As a Sovereign: No process of law—“color” of law under present codes, statutes, rules, regulations, ordinances, etc.—can operate upon you; no agent and/or agency of government, including courts, can gain jurisdiction over you, without your consent! You do not exist within their fictional commercial venue.

What/Who is The STRAWMAN
Demand in Abatement

The definition of abatement is the removal of a problem which is against public or private policy, or endangers others. A chancery practice, a suspension of all proceedings in a suit, from the want of proper parties capable of proceeding therein. It differs from an abatement at law in this, that in the latter the action is in general entirely dead, and cannot be revived An abatement demand pleading, is the overthrow of an action in consequence of some error committed in bringing or conducting it when the plaintiff is not forever barred from bringing another action. Abatement is by PRIVATE a letter to the Judges chambers (in Camera). There can be no demurrer in abatement.

A Demand in abatement is issued by absolute right pursuant to applicable to such acts of Blasphemy; against the foreign agents acting as though they are representing the LAW, When in Truth they are acting for alien enemy agencies of a statutorily created, foreign de-facto corporations known as the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, UNITED STATES, DEPARTMENT OF REVENUE, INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE, in any of the 50 states in any U.S. District Court and the like, acting under the color of law.

The said agents are imposing a suretyship, by attaching an illegally presumed persona designata, nom ae guerre, created by them as your STRAWMAN NAME, upon this good and lawful living man, (Your Name Upper and Lower Case first and middle Name: family (Your Last Name), suae polestate esse.

First and foremost it is Blasphemy against Yeshua-bin-Yahweh, the trespass is without authority, is counter to man’s morals, being in the nature of a Praemunire which is outlawed by the general custom in this nation state and, thus, is in violation of the Right of Privacy, the lex non scripta, which is the jus publicum in this nation state:…

Learn how to create the Request of Abatement

The people granted authority to the state legislature to adjudicate only a few matters: Actions at law, actions in equity, and actions under the rule of necessity (military). Admiralty was remanded to the federal government and the states (are supposed to) have no authority to legislate in this jurisdiction. There was a time when someone aggrieved of harm would file a tort at law. Moreover, the nature of the action governed the rules of the procedure.

If there was a breach of contract, then this was an equity matter. If the aggrieved party could allege a tortious breach of contract, this matter was moved from the equity side of the court into the law side. Understanding this you will learn to handle your own affairs as a creditor.



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